Wednesday, April 18, 2007

I'm Just a Kook

Hi! I'm Timothy Ransom! You know, when I'm not busy touring around Toronto or flaming somebody online for disagreeing with me and my crew over [Linux / Groklaw / PJ / GPL / Windows], or attempting for the nth time to learn how to finally nail a really difficult guitar chord, I like to sit around and put cloths pins all over my face.

Why?

Because it feels so good, and it makes me look so damn kool.

*snort*

And you know what? When I put enough of them on I'm going to have all my friends come over and light them one by one and then I'm gonna stand up on my sofa and yell out "Hey look, everybody! I'm a flaming asshole!"

My life is so full. I'm so blessed.

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